My Mother the Car

1. Come Honk Your Horn

2. The De-Fenders

3. What Makes Auntie Freeze

4. Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home

5. Burned at the Steak

6. I'm Through Being a Nice Guy

7. Lights, Camera, Mother

8. The Captain Manzini Grand Prix

9. TV or Not TV

10. My Son, the Ventriloquist

11. My Son, the Judge

12. And Leave the Drive-In to Us

13. For Whom the Horn Honks

14. Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing

15. Many Happy No-Returns

16. Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon

17. I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?

18. Goldporter

19. The Incredible Shrinking Car

20. I'd Rather Do it Myself, Mother

21. You Can't Get There From Here

22. A Riddler on the Roof

23. My Son, the Criminal

24. An Unreasonable Facsimile

25. Over the Hill to the Junkyard

26. It Might as Well Be Spring as Not

27. Absorba the Greek

28. The Blabbermouth

29. When You Wish Upon a Car

30. Desperate Minutes